The evidence is clear. Mr. Starace is a genetic hybrid between Fidel Castro and Seth Rogen. I felt I had a duty to share the truth with the world.
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Starace's Secret Origin
The government launches a top-secret project involving the creation of human beings from a combination of the genes of other humans. They obtain a hair from Fidel Castro and a toenail clipping from Seth Rogen. They take a funny man and an economically liberal man and in an attempt to create a funny, economically liberal man. They succeed. This man is Mr. Starace.
The evidence is clear. Mr. Starace is a genetic hybrid between Fidel Castro and Seth Rogen. I felt I had a duty to share the truth with the world.
The evidence is clear. Mr. Starace is a genetic hybrid between Fidel Castro and Seth Rogen. I felt I had a duty to share the truth with the world.
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The evidence is undeniable. The government strikes again. #ThanksObama
ReplyDeleteWow, I knew Mr. Starace was too good to be true. You've done us all a service. But I'm a little confused. If it's so secret, how the heck do you know about it? Methinks you might be hiding something....
ReplyDeleteI swear I'm but a humble conspiracy theorist.
DeleteStranger still that he taught about School of the Americas when he's the product of a government conspiracy
ReplyDeleteEven he wouldn't know his true origin. They implanted false memories of his parents and the idea that he was born in Colombia, and hired actors to pose as his family.
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